Chapel Allerton: I say oh, you say no

Hello. Yes, you! I need your help. Can you help me read this book? Fantastic - when I say oh, you say no. Let's try it. Would you like to meet Oh? Are you sure? He's no ordinary bear you see, he's a bear with a bare bear butt! And bare butt bears like to dance. The trouble is, he'd like someone to dance with. I don't suppose you know anyone?